Ok..This is more of a requested post than one I would normally write. I tend to go off on one about a specific topic, instead here I am going to write up my project. Hahaha…I have been finding out all about someone new; named Chris. Sometimes by chatting about things we like, and sometimes by holding more of an interrogation than a friendly conversation! Good times.

So here, Sir, is what I currently know about you, midear.

Firtly, can I just say that while writing this I am listening to Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata. So Chris, when you read this, listen to it. It will help develop your understanding of why I like classical music so much; truely an amazing piece of music.

I know that at some time in your life you played recorder (I am going to guess that was a primary school thing!), you had a go at xylophone (why oh why??) and guitar. I know that you can sing. I am going to hazard a guess that you can sing fairly well, or at least could at some point. And I hope that you will sing for me…you better!!

So music taste. You like realy similar music to me. Or rather, I like the music you like, plus hundreds of other artists you have probably not heard of. But that is because I am a muso; a music geek. You will find that you can deal with my outbursts better with time. Along with the rest of my millions of bad habits!

You like lostprophets and linkkin park…which is good…Very good. You don’t really lke Lionel Richie; but I’m sure I can eventually change you round to my way of thinking! And you like Stevie Wonder. Which gives you huuuuge brownie points! Seriously. And you like Nina Simone; or what you have heard of her. Seeing as at the moment these are three artists that I like onto the point of obsession, you’re not doing so badly.

With regards to jazz you like Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald. This means you are doing well so far; I love them! Hee hee..Please look forward to my terrible rendition of Mama come home. It is amazingly awful!

When asked about new music, you had no clue, and had to cheat and look it up. But at least you like some decent stuff of what you found. And Florence and the Machine gig…woop! We are hopefully going. Yessss! Just do’t let me down from this high baby!

Moving onto the very important topic of comedy. Five favourite comedians? Russell Howard (who you have met!!! SOOOOOO JEALOUSSS!!) Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr, Lee Evans and Frankie Boyle. Honey. You have an amazing sense of humour. You liked Demetri Martin and Flight of the Conchords too when I decided to force my taste upon you. Cool beans. Very cool beans…in fact frozen beans. Eeeeeeee.

Moving onto television. You watch Mock the week, Never mind the buzzcocks and Have I got News for You. A fan of Family guy (which I must say, I really don’t get how it is funny!) and Eastenders (possibly beaten out of you!). And like Doctor Who. And David Tennant. Probably not for the same reason I like him, but you know, s’all good. You don’t watch House which officially makes you an idiot. But do love CSI. Which also officially makes you perfect. A perfect idiot, midear…niiiiice.

Your favourite films are Philadelphia and Green Mile….I luuuurrrrvvvee Green Mile! And haven’t seen the other, so that is a must do for the future. You don’t care that I love Finding Nemo..you will care soon. Hee hee. Mwah!

Hee hee. You think the Lady Gaga video of her Poker Face thing is funny! (GSOH!!) and can I just take this time to say “Rawr rawr… *leg up* Ching ching!!” Sweeet.

And seriously, I can definitely get used to being told I am wonderful. I promise you that. You will have to make some kind of recording of all your compliments so I can play them back when you’re not talking with me!

Hmmm… know things you like. And I feel like I know things about you that make you yourself. Your insecurities, your quips and your kindness. The fact that you are Mr. Legal-and-good…Bar the silly mistake. You have a beautiful daughter who you would do anything for.

I know all of this, and yet I know there is so much more to learn. So prepare for more interrogation sometime soon. Because, baby, I have barely skimmed the surface on my new project. xxx